“Just act normal, than you’re crazy enough already” [Doe maar normaal, dan doe je al gek genoeg] is a well-known Dutch proverb. We don’t like hysteria or the excessive display of emotions, unlike – for example – the Italians. We avoid putting on airs or using exaggerations that roll so easily out of American mouths. Where in other countries the highly successful are admired and adored, the Dutch generally look down on ‘them annoying showponies’. But the firmer we turn down the craziness, the warmer we embrace the exceptions… At those moments we’re culturally allowed to lose our shit once in a while, participating in activities and celebrations rather unusual to the foreign eye.

10 Typical Dutch Celebrations No Traveller Should Miss Out On:

1) Nieuwjaarsduik (“New Year’s Dive” – January 1st)

The jollity kicks off straight away, right after you rolled into a brand new year. Still burping from the endless supply of ‘oliebollen’ (fried-to-shit dough balls with sugar the Dutch stuff their faces with on New Year’s Eve) and cheap champagne (we like to live it up a bit, but we like saving money even more) we jump into our bathing suits and orange-red-white-blue Unox* hats to run straight into the North Sea the morning after to beat the hammering hangover. But isn’t it mid-winter in January? Yes sir, yes it is. Gone are the days people run barefoot through a few centimeters of snow (climate change, Mr. Trump), but 7 degrees and that fierce western wind still requires the awakening of your inner daredevil.

* The event is sponsored by Unox, a super-duper-dutch brand producing local dishes such as ‘boerenkool met worst’ (mashed pot with sausage) and ‘snert’ (thick pea soup). The symbolic Unox hat in our national colors is probably the most iconic souvenir to take home… and free for all participants!

2) Elfstedentocht (“Tour of Eleven Cities” – Winter)

We used to have an Elfstedentocht almost every year… but then climate change happened, ending a strong tradition of our favourite national sport (next to soccer/hockey): Ice-skating! It’s been nearly two decades now since the ice on our country’s frozen lakes and canals was thick enough for a long sequence of time to allow thousands of people to hop on their ice-skates to race passed eleven cities. Ice-skating folk heroes like Rintje Ritsma have slowly fallen into oblivion and their newspaper headlines turned into tales of times long gone… In short, if you’re brave enough to visit The Netherlands during the winter season and the word is out the legendary Elfstedentocht is on: drop everything you possibly could be doing and haul your ass to the frosty waterways: History is about to be made!

3) Carnaval / Vastenavond (February-March & November 11th)

For this one you have to move a bit further down south, to the province of Brabant (Limburg has its own version of Carnaval as well, but die-hards only go for the ‘real deal’). Originally a catholic celebration right after the feasting period – hence the name ‘vastenavond’ = ‘feasting evening’ – Carnaval slowly turned into almost religious proportions on its own… during which stuff happens not one god could possibly approve of, mostly alcohol-related. A good thing to take into account is that during Carnaval every little village or town in Brabant changes its name and that of its citizens, related to local history. On top of that, every town has their own temporary leader (Prince Carnaval), songs in dialect and clothing style. A costume totally cool in one city, could be completely ‘not done’ in the next. But don’t worry too much about that, just go out 4 days in a row, watch the parades, dance with strangers of all age ranges and above all, drink as much as humanly possible.

P.S. Carnaval in the Netherlands has very little to do with the Brazilian version you might be familiar with, so you can leave your feathers and glitter g-strings at home… unless you fancy a blather infection (temperatures below zero and snowstorms are not uncommon in February, despite climate change).

4) Biercantus (throughout the year)

Not done with the drinking quite yet? Don’t worry, neither are The Dutch. The Germans might have their Oktoberfest, we created our own version in the shape of a ‘biercantus’, mixing loud singing of folklore with an extreme beer orgy. The concept is quite simple: There’s a big space with long wooden tables and benches, a band on stage to guide you through the songs displayed in little paper (soon enough beer-soaked) guides… and after finishing every song you down a full glass of beer in mere seconds. For about 20-25 times. Needless to say, the mood changes accordingly and odds are your night will be dotted with black outs. Personally I remember rolling my shirt up and sliding on my belly over a sequence of tables.

The good news is: there are several every year, just keep an ear on the ground in typical university cities (Tilburg has several). And don’t wear your cutest outfit, as the abundant throwing of cans of beer is an unwritten rule.

5) Koningsdag (“King’s Day” – April 27th)

We love our king. Especially if we can make fun of him. Where in many countries mocking the leader indicates high treason, here satire relentlessly targeting the king and his family is part of every family’s Sunday television entertainment. Politically the royal family has neither power nor function, as we also have a cabinet, a First and Second Chamber, plus a Prime Minister… but symbolically their value is still going strong. If it’s worth the yearly input of 345,5 million euro’s of tax money I leave in the middle, but at least we are granted our Kings Day! Ornamented in hysterical orange* outfits we leave our house to join street raves and spontaneous festivals, or simply to sell our old shit on the sidewalk (the ‘vrijmarkt’, free market, is the biggest national flea market that only takes place on this day)… as every Dutchie likes a bargain. No one works, except the ones selling booze: King’s Day is a party day!

* Our royal family’s last name is traditionally ‘van Oranje’, passed on through both the male and female line since our first king Willem van Oranje. Oranje, the Dutch word for the color ‘orange’, therefore functioned as our national color, next to the color-combination of our red-white-blue flag. [Yes, that’s indeed why our national soccer team has orange outfits.]

6) Sinterklaas (December 5th & weeks prior)

The stronger the UN debates the symbolism of our main national children’s celebration, the fiercer the stubborn Dutch defend it. Don’t fuck with our Sinterklaas! Truth told, it is quite complicated to explain it to a random foreigner and maaaaaaaaybe our prior practice of colonialism has something to do with it (‘apartheid’ is a Dutch word), but racism is a concept only understood by adults. No child who thinks in skin color or nationality, or even goes as far as giving some kind of meaning to it… that’s a rottenness only learned in the course of adulthood. To me Sinterklaas (short for Sint-Nikolaas: Saint Nicolas) has always been that kind old man yearly arriving on his steamboat from Spain (?) with his jolly companions the Zwarte Pieten (Black Petes), walking over the rooftops on his white horse Americo while dropping gifts through the chimneys and filling the shoes of children that have been good that year with sweets… and so thought my friends born out of African parents, as even they could see they looked rather different from whatever Black Pete symbolized.

Sounds rather familiar? That’s correct, Santa Claus is shamelessly pirated from this Dutch folk hero in both name and image. Only the horse is replaced by reindeer, the rooftops for the sky and Black Pete by elves… Ahum, United Nations, time to defend the rights of midgets in our era of easily-offended victims, I’d say! 😉

7) Bevrijdingsdag (“Liberation Day” – May 5th)

Slowly, very very slowly, the Dutch are changing their attitude towards their sworn national enemy Germany. We will never stop making fun of their language (never ever dare to mistake Dutch for German – shut your mouth if in doubt), and during soccer we’re still radical opponents… but even the most unreasonable Dutchie must admit the current German generation isn’t to blame for that dark page in history. That said, the Second World War left ugly scars, deepened by the heartbreaking stories of our grandparents who lost five years of their lives, and often even more friends and family members. Deaths we remember on May 4th with two minutes of national silence… deaths that made the freedom we celebrate on the day that follows possible. On May 5th the whole country flourishes with free festivals and parties, and everyone rejoices like the freedom was only given yesterday. A good day to be in The Netherlands!

8) Gay Pride (Aug)

Freedom is a multi-faceted concept in the Netherlands, a corner stone of our society weighing much heavier than family or religion. No wonder this was the first country worldwide where gay marriage was legalized. And no, back then no one decorated their Facebook-profiles with rainbow-colored filters… that would make it look like something special or extraordinary, while being able to marry the person you love is something so obvious and normal to the down-to-earth Dutchies. Nowadays the Dutch don’t watch The Kardashians… no, entire families follow the life of a married transgender man (previously woman) and woman (previously man) who brought a child to the world the natural way pre-operation. That, and freedom in all its colors is celebrated yearly during the Gay Pride. On boats.

9) Sneekweek ​(Aug)

Talking about boats: Sneekweek definitely is a great timing for your visit to the low lands. After you got a true sense of the south during Carnaval, the north strikes back hard with its yearly boating extravaganza full of festivals, booze and celebrations. If you’re very confident about your own skills you can even attempt a new sport, namely ‘fierljeppen’. Confident, as a wrong estimation can instantly cause eternal regret and permanent infertility [Fierljeppen is the practice of jumping over wide canals with a tall wooden pole in between the legs]. Oh, and did you finish your Dutch Duolingo course? You can throw it all out of the window here, as the people speak an entire different language: Frisian (“Frysk”), impossible to understand for the rest of the country.

10) Nijmeegse Vierdaagse (July)

That the Dutch like to ride their bicycles most probably didn’t go unnoticed. In fact, if you’ve ever visited before chances are high you were involved in one accident or the other including a bicycle (they fly around like rockets). But did you know we also like hiking? Like, a lot? It might come as a surprise due to the entire absence of mountains in this flat country below sea level, but we compensate in distance. Four days in a row we walk, 30, 40 or 50 kilometres a day. And the whole city of Nijmegen turns into an exuberant free festival when we do so, in case you’re more interested in making some miles by means of pub crawls.

You should come and have a look.

Until we meet.

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  1. AD

    I’m going to save this article for when I go to Netherlands next! So much useful information. Last time I was there, I ended up in an old house( one of the oldest buildings in Amsterdam, they were saying).It was 3 times more expensive than a fancy hotel. I had to carry my suitcase up to the 3rd floor. Normally that would be no problem, but the stairs were so narrow, I had to carry the suitcase on my head! The stay there was not great either even though I loved Amsterdam. All in all, I feel like I missed on a lot of fun things to do in Amsterdam. Next time, maybe I need a guide:).
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    1. Stephanie Post author

      Yes, going for local advice always seems the best. For sure, many old buildings are protected by UNESCO and can’t be changed for their historical value. That’s why many corridors are still quite narrow, people used to be smaller. Amsterdam is nice for a few days, but next time I really recommend to go to some other, more authentic cities that don’t have that amount of tourism and craziness. Just check out my blog (budgetbucketlist) for some advice 😉

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