For A Laugh

In our extended and ever extending bear ride. I thought it might be time for a bit of a crypto themed laugh. These are just some of the memes, songs, and jokes that have made me chuckle over the journey.

My wife suggested this one to me…go figure?

https://knowyourmeme.com/search?sort=newest&q=blockchain

Sometimes this feels right on…like now for example.

http://explosm.net/comics/3479/

The merry go round of making / losing /making / losing BTC.

http://explosm.net/comics/4803/

Cuts close to the bone…

https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/attack-of-the-20-crypto-jokes-2680.htm

Sing It!

Cause I wanna be (absent solar flare).

Bitcoin Billionnaire:   https://youtu.be/UG7zLhEWanc

Might this be gangsta…I guess if I gotta ask..

HODL Gang: https://youtu.be/JZYZoQQ6LJQ

For the old-school amongst us.

Blockchainian Rhapsody: https://youtu.be/EzXM2x6rQhs

Gotta love the Sisyphus like persistence.

Bitcoin is Dead (even bleeding out..remember the resilience of BTC): https://youtu.be/-hlN2nel5HI

More daydreaming.

Bitcoin to the Moon: https://youtu.be/_PXU0thDHCU

Written Word

“A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20 worth of bitcoin.

Dad’s reply: “$18.32? What do you need $23.47 for?? “

https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/crypto-bitcoin-jokes.995983/

“John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, “No I’ll pay.” So he says to the bartender, “Do you accept Bitcoins?” “What the hell’s that?” “It’s a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees.” The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says “Look, want to see my GPU?” He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says “Ok, I’ll pay.” and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, “You’re such a freak.”

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=18763.0

A bitcoin walks into a bar. The bartender says, “why the long face?” The bitcoin sighs and replies, “I lost my key.” The bartender say, “maybe someone will find it.”

Trillions of years later, no one has.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=18763.20

“Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you….Except for your #crypto bags. Those will never move.” -Matthew 17:20

https://twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1065017164414033920

I’m sure I’ve missed a heap of great material. Feel free to link the good stuff in the comments below.

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  1. sandwichbill

    Two pals, having a chat. One says “we’ve been pals a long time now, if you had a 2 houses, would you give me a house?”.
    “Yeah, we’ve been pals for years. If I had 2 houses, I’d give you a house.”
    “If you had 2 cars, would you give me a car?”
    “Yeah, if I had 2 cars, I’d give you a car.”
    “If you had 2 Bitcoins, would you give me a Bitcoin?”
    “Hey! Now hang on a minute. You know I’ve got 2 Bitcoins.”

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