As we sit here daily looking at our screens trying to keep up with the latest developments in EOS and crypto in general and realising we actually know nothing and less than we did the day before, I thought it would be a good idea to break the monotony by injecting a little humour into our daily lives.

So I present here an offering of jokes and memes to tickle your fancy to hopefully bring a smile to your faces and prompt you to add more. I confess that not all these are my own, but certainly a good proportion are. Please be gentle on the “groan-ometer” and your voting power boys and girls, as I realise humour is a subjective thing. Finally, I would add that those of a more delicate disposition, for example those offended merely by the word “poo”, should move onto a different post as this post is not meant to be a sounding board for the limits of free speech, but simply a post to bring a smile 🙂

What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average construction company?

An average construction can at least complete a block.


What’s the difference between EOS and NASA?

NASA is actually going to the moon.

Why don’t slackers embrace bitcoin?

They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

How many crypto miners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A million – One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did.

What’s the difference between crypto and marriage?

You only lose the house, kids and half your wealth when your marriage turns to shit.

I once paid a prostitute with bitcoins and asked if I could see her again.

“Sure” she said, “next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away”.

In Bitcoin news this week, the real Satoshi Namakoto was finally found and arrested by police.

He’s been charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a miner in a pool.

What are Irish crypto investors most worried about these days?

“Forking Bitcoin!”

How many EOS BP’s does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’ll just tell everyone that the risk of getting electrocuted while changing the bulb is too high, and that it’s much safer to create a market for red candles while colluding among themselves instead.

How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?

One Satoshi.

Where does an Eskimo keep his EOS?

In “cold” storage.

What’s Satoshi’s favorite brand of running shoes?


Do I really need to add anything to the image above?

Two altcoins walk into a Dutch coffeeshop.

One asks to the other: “what size is your block hash then?”


What do you call a crypto coin in the bathroom?

A shitcoin.

So there we have it. My little offering. If anybody has better, don’t be shy and share them in the comments below 🙂


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