Today I’m going to give you a technical analysis on EOS, so read and do not stray,
Well its looking promising, actually I’m hoping that EOS seems to be on the uptick,
The MACD, no, not Mcdonalds, displaying an aggressive move that EOS has crossed an important milestone,
If you look closely, no closer, closer, yes that’s better, at the Eliot wave count, shit,
That’s the gravy from my burger, okay, moving along, looks like EOS is not doing so well, a bit crazy,
I would say that considering the latest news regarding, the hacking of ……… exchange, this has an impact,
But see the descending, I mean ascending triangle, which one is it now, oh ok, that one going up,
Yes that one, that seems to reveal that EOS is in a much better position today than yesterday,
See that wedge forming, looks like EOS is moving inside of it, when it breaks out, I’ll change the shape slightly,
But if I zoom out further to the weekly charts, we are actually doing quite shit; anyway, let’s look at BTC,
Yes man, getting my Lambo tomorrow, this shit is flying, and looks like you getting a VW beetle again,
LMAO, okay, now seriously, maybe a red one, the LAMBO that is, “Kids keep it down, I’m working here”.
Please “Darling”, stop the dog from barking, I cannot concentrate, you know I am the expert and bread winner,
Okay back to the subject, if we zoom in to the 1 day charts, looks, it’s about to break up or down, you choose,
Remember only throw 50% FIAT at this and keep some FIAT for me, I mean, if it breaks lower,
If it breaks up, then I have achieved my goal, and then I want you to reference me on all the forums you are on,
To conclude my in depth research and technical analysis, I would like to thank all those members, for sponsoring me,
and who have joined my group to pay me a shitload of money for something I don’t understand myself,
The market is volatile ATM, no sorry its f…up, and well maybe I will be able to give you a better TA soon,
Just a word of warning, beware of those fake “so-called’ TA experts out there, that lead you down the wrong path,
Stick with me and I will ensure you, you will make money, just the market is not reading my TA’s right now,
Please up-vote this post as I have a family to feed, a dog, 2 canaries, and my mansion needs attention,
and I am planning a trip to Canary Islands soon.
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